“Well yer damn machine wouldn’t ‘ccept my DoorDash rates, so yeah, I had t’ flaunt my hundred-k handjobs in front ‘a everyone, it was literally so embarrassin’.”
He was kind of not even going to tell her he typed in a ridiculously big number but he thinks of a joke, which is enough to convince him to tell her immediately.
“Then it gave us yer badass John Wick manifesto on whoever you killed, least half ‘a the techy stuff flew over my head, but when we pulled up the mugshots it was the warden’s mugs in there, ‘nd then we like, dissolved and came back on a ship all strapped up and the wardens were back ‘nd walkin’ us off a plank with swords, then we fell and died, mega drowned, womp womp, the end.”
He speeds through the very end, because it sucked.
