
"I mean, that would be a great method… I don't know exactly how much damage you can do to someone with a grater, but you can sure take out chunks of finger by accident. On purpose, uh. I don't think they'd want a group of 'murderers' to have access to that."
And maybe that was just inviting the voices to be louder. Hunched, she slammed a cabinet door shut hard enough it bounced back. "No I've never done ANY 'human experimentation' except maybe like sixth grade and that does not count—" She was not alone right now.

"—Sorry. Not sure how they're piping these in, but not enjoying the experience."

"Sounds like a… very mentally stimulating job, in a totally different way than I'm used to, I think." Ask her to interpret an art piece and she could maybe give you something on frequencies in the visible color spectrum? Or what kind of petri dish it looked like. That's about it.

"Ah yes, just on a normal mahogany table, right?" Maybe this wasn't quite the audience to get smarmy with, but she felt compelled.
Anyway, back to the snow pea hunt.