"Hey, woah, woah. You telling me there's no gay accountants out there? I watched a movie recently where there was this accountant who was also a hitman and also was Ben Affleck. So I think the possibilities are really opening up for accountants these days."
She goes back to the first subject, before answering his question without another pause,
"Yep! I'm a pirate."
 
She blinks at him with her working eye. It's unclear what the other eye is doing under the eyepatch, so she graciously clarifies.
"That was a wink. It's hard being a pirate like that..."
She wistfully whistles.