"Fuuuuck, that's crazy. I think I got baptized when I was a kid, you know. Jack shit that's doing me now. What a ripoff."
She runs a hand through her hair and looks around.
"Can't be random. If I'm kidnapped… well, imprisoned, I guess— I know who did it. But I think they probably just shot me. Oh, and I'd be worthless as a ransom for sure."
She moves on quickly,
"You look like a fancy lady though. I bet you'd fetch something."